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13.06.2025 02:10

Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
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Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
What does the Bible say about the Antichrist? How will we know when he arrives on the scene?
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
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Then came..
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?
No, not a chance
No go.
They put up a sign reading
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