What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 09:42

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Jason Sudeikis Pays Tribute To His Late Uncle George Wendt: “I Love Him Dearly” - Deadline
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Being fat is a trap - Hacker News
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
The #1 Snack for Better Gut Health, Recommended by a Gastroenterologist - AOL.com
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?
Still no good.
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What do you think of Tesla's Model Y coming in ninth among electric cars sales in Europe?
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Cognitive changes before DBS not a dementia risk factor in Parkinson’s - Parkinson's News Today
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
U.S. economy stalled in May, Fed survey finds - MarketWatch
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
We Bought a ‘Peeing’ Robot Attack Dog From Temu. It Was Even Weirder Than Expected - WIRED
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons