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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 09:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Jason Sudeikis Pays Tribute To His Late Uncle George Wendt: “I Love Him Dearly” - Deadline

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Being fat is a trap - Hacker News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

The #1 Snack for Better Gut Health, Recommended by a Gastroenterologist - AOL.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?

Still no good.

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What do you think of Tesla's Model Y coming in ninth among electric cars sales in Europe?

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Cognitive changes before DBS not a dementia risk factor in Parkinson’s - Parkinson's News Today

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

What are "demonic attacks" and how can one tell when they're happening to them, or someone else? How would one go about dealing with it?

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

U.S. economy stalled in May, Fed survey finds - MarketWatch

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

We Bought a ‘Peeing’ Robot Attack Dog From Temu. It Was Even Weirder Than Expected - WIRED

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new